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Concentration!

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Ben, film your sister.

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And again.

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Skis out, Emma!

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Skis out!

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Emma, concentrate.
You can do it!

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Good!

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Arms straight. Straight!

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I said, legs bent, skis together!

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It's not rocket science!

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If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again!

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You know that, don't you?

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Do what I say!

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Concentrate!

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Go for it, honey!

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Go! Yes!

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Superb!

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BEST IN BED

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You saw the boss?

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He said he was relying on me,
all of us,

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for the relaunch of the mag.

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He wants powerful,
new subjects that shift units.

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Motivating the troops, y'know.

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You're not motivated?

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We have different standards.

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Maybe so.

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Living proof that a journalist
can be competent and attractive.

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I'm delighted for you, Emma.
Your first real assignment.

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A major subject.
Make sure your sources are solid.

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Moving onto next month's issue.

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Let's hear your ideas.

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How about an in-depth report
on microcredits in India?

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I have the inside track.

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Yes, very exciting.

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Any other ideas?

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Maybe a major exclusive

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on the water shortage
in Central Asia?

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No, we've been there, Tristan.

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I came up with a subject.

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Sex in a recession.

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Why not Paris Hilton's sex life
from a Freudian viewpoint?

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Hold on, Tristan,

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remember that our sales
are down 20%.

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Okay, you handle this one.

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I expect investigative reporting,
the big picture, key figures.

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From the economic angle, of course.

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Yes, go ahead, Yann.

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The subject I suggested last year,
the dark side of Pokemon.

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It's big news right now.

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Look, Yann,

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I'm not sure

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that Pikachew is a good fit
with our editorial policy.

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Why not?

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Mangas are big business nowadays.

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Maybe a piece on the merchandising?

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I'm not sure
that's Yann's angle on it.

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But it's worth considering.

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Yes, we'll discuss it another time.

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Yann, remember
you're on life insurance.

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My whole internship so far.

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Dig deeper on funeral guarantees.
They're crucial.

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I can't let you
take your eye off the ball.

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Thanks for speaking up.
Really sweet of you.

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No problem.

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If ever you need
a favor or anything, just shout.

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Thanks.

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You're our star writer,
the one the competition covets,

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but you never agree.

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You know I hate
lurid subjects like that.

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Give it to Goody-Two-Shoes.

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You're a pain.

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The owner's on my ass,

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asking why our best-paid writer

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submits 12 pages a year
that nobody reads.

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The owner's cool with us
paying his retarded son

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for a 10-year internship?

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Under a false name.

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I'd appreciate
you keeping that quiet.

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See you.

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The report on worldwide deficits,
are you doing it now?

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Yes, Paul asked me to.

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Right.

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You didn't know?

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Is it a problem?

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Far from it.

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You're here 2 weeks,
I pitched it 2 years ago.

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No problem.

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Give me sex every time.

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Banging
gets my juices flowing.

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Sorry, I filed it last night.

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Don't waste time on sleep.

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Ms. Emma Dorian?

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Sign here, please.

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Looks very practical.

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It's ergonomic.

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Eases back fatigue
and strained muscles,

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so you work hours at a stretch.

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How many? 50-60 non-stop?

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Shit, gotta go.

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You've gone part-time?

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To see my dentist,
I need permission?

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Rinse.

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Perfect!

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Let's see...

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Gently does it.

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Perfect.

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Say, Emma...

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You're on the IPO feature?

109
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Fine. And the Andersen interview?

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- I'm doing it tomorrow.
- Alone?

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I think Paul's testing me.

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Tell me,

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the interrogation,
every day same time?

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Just asking because...

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You know, it's just...

116
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You need experience
to face guys like him.

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I'm not sure a beginner...

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I've been working 5 years.

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Sorry,
I always forget women's magazines.

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Look, I left grad school

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with an MBA in public policy
and applied economics,

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and completed
my doctorate summa cum laude.

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And you play violin?

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Yes. Piano, too.

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And to pay for college,

126
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I freelanced for 5 years
for women's magazines.

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Is that a problem?

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Hey there.

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You okay?

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Great, and you?

131
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I'm good.

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You're married?

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Scared of commitment?

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No.

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- Complicated breakup?
- Not either.

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Health issues?

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I'm fine.

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Look...

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We don't have to...

140
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I mean, we can just hook up,

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now and then, just for fun.

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Yes, but...

143
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Fun for who?

144
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I should have done my accounts.

145
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You know
what it's like at the beginning.

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You get to know each other
and gradually...

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Sure, but one time was enough.

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You're a bit...

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How can I put it?

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A bit limp.

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I'm not into that.

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Limp?

153
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Like shagging an anesthetized slug.

154
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Nothing personal.

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Asshole!

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Fine.

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Is this PVC coated, Françoise?

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Waterproof and stainproof.

159
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Knew it!
It's been bugging me all night.

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It just wipes clean?

161
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And every Sunday,
machine wash at 60°.

162
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Amazing.
I saw a magazine report about it.

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And heatproof, too.

164
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You can put hot dishes on it.

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In fact, it's real cotton,

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coated with PVC, which means...

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I've forgotten.
Do you remember, Françoise?

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No, I'm afraid I don't.

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00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:01,926
The initials...

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00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,845
It's on the tip of my tongue.

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00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,598
It's okay. Tell us next time.

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00:14:07,765 --> 00:14:10,017
If I kept the warranty, I'll look.

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Sorry, I don't feel too well.

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I need to lie down before I go home.

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We'll give you a ride.
Won't we, Ben?

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That's really sweet.

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I'll make some coffee.

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She's down in the dumps.

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I can't say I'm surprised...

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The press is in big trouble.

181
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What are you doing? Are you sick?

182
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,022
I'm fine. I needed to be alone.

183
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,816
What's wrong, sweetie?

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Mom?

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00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,241
When you married dad,
had you consummated?

186
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What do you mean?

187
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Had you slept together?

188
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Obviously.

189
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Were you happy?

190
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:19,461
Very.

191
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,673
We had a little place
near city hall,

192
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your dad got a job...

193
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No, in the bedroom?

194
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,429
Look...

195
00:15:29,305 --> 00:15:33,434
Benjamin came along very soon.
What can I say?

196
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:34,685
So you were happy?

197
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,353
Yes, very!

198
00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,897
Why all the questions?

199
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,566
Apparently, I'm no good.

200
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,526
No good at your job?

201
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:46,614
Not you, sweetie.
You're good at everything.

202
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:48,824
Know what dad would say?

203
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:51,327
Mom, it doesn't work every time.

204
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,621
Your father's method.

205
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,206
4 steps, and lock it off.

206
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,167
It worked just fine.

207
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:02,963
Your father taught you
to be winners.

208
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,800
Not losers,
flattened by the tiniest setback.

209
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:19,229
I have some free time
if you need anything doing.

210
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:26,445
What?

211
00:16:26,612 --> 00:16:29,740
I was saying,
I have some free time, so just ask.

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00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,742
Thanks.

213
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,372
How's it going?

214
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,457
Okay. I'm beginning to get

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00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:40,292
a good overview.

216
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:42,169
By the way,

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I had an idea.

218
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,632
You need to drop by The Jackhammer.

219
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,426
The swinger club.
The boss is Zeno...

220
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:50,344
You know him?

221
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,429
Very vaguely.

222
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,683
If you play it right,
he'll give you the juice.

223
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,185
Except he leaves on vacation
tomorrow.

224
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,187
Okay, I'll check it out.

225
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:04,024
You won't get in alone.

226
00:17:05,109 --> 00:17:07,069
Go with Emma.

227
00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,862
Yeah, sure.

228
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,661
You realize what it is?

229
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,955
Yes, Tristan. A swinger club.

230
00:17:18,122 --> 00:17:21,792
The boss'll give you the juice,
but he's going on vacation.

231
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,794
You don't miss a trick!

232
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:37,558
You forgot the bullet-proof vest.

233
00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,706
Look, there's Zeno.

234
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:02,708
Thanks.

235
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:05,335
I'll grab him.

236
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,638
Champagne, please.

237
00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,339
You saw the new room?

238
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,009
With the gynecologist's chair.

239
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,011
Yeah, great.

240
00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:02,476
Next up
is a medieval-style torture chamber.

241
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,646
Very hip in Amsterdam.

242
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,107
They were all tangled up.

243
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,151
A bowl of spaghetti.

244
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,987
Too much Red Bull, seriously.

245
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,281
The old guys can't take it.

246
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,200
I've seen three strokes here.

247
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,868
Hassle every time.

248
00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:22,204
When do you begin?

249
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,414
I'm just killing time.

250
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:27,042
Want to test the chair,
the stirrups?

251
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:30,212
I have 14 guys signed up.

252
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:31,338
Pardon me?

253
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,674
You're here for the gangbang?

254
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,135
Not exactly.

255
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:40,806
I thought you were the new girl.

256
00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:44,226
The last one who turned up
looking like you

257
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,728
turned over 60 guys in one night.

258
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:50,440
I never go by
how people look anymore.

259
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,335
We're here, you're home.

260
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,296
Thanks.

261
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,685
Hold on.

262
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:39,281
I'm hot.

263
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:48,749
I may not rock but I'm not a slug.

264
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,315
Here.

265
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,319
Thanks.

266
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,989
I'm not a slug.

267
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,540
Feeling okay?

268
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:12,791
Great!

269
00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:19,756
Thanks for last night.
I really did get the juice.

270
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,633
It was fun.

271
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,763
You partied after?

272
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,933
You know, it was pretty late.

273
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,768
Yeah, true.

274
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,064
What time was it?

275
00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:39,568
When we got to your place,
at least 3 already.

276
00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:40,944
You took me home?

277
00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,738
Of course, silly me.

278
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,242
How far'd you take me?

279
00:22:50,037 --> 00:22:51,329
To your bed.

280
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,041
Right.

281
00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,170
Did you sleep well?

282
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:00,547
Not much.

283
00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,425
You got to bed late?

284
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:05,469
Just after you.

285
00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:12,768
- You don't remember?
- Sure, I do.

286
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,358
I have a feature
to finish today about...

287
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:22,903
Ethical finance.

288
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:24,738
It's fascinating, awesome.

289
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:26,406
I've no doubt it is.

290
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,534
I'm a slave to sex.

291
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:31,578
Day and night.

292
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:42,714
I was wondering, about last night...

293
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:44,716
Was it good?

294
00:23:44,883 --> 00:23:46,927
Because right now, I'm a bit...

295
00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:49,137
Absolutely, you're a bit...

296
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,138
What?

297
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:52,808
Now you've told me you're a bit...

298
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,268
It's so much clearer.

299
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,144
What is?

300
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:56,895
I don't know.

301
00:23:57,062 --> 00:23:59,439
You say that right now
you're a bit...

302
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,526
So I think, okay, she's a bit...

303
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:04,277
Which means you're...

304
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,154
What am I?

305
00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:09,032
Forget it,
it's awkward enough as it is.

306
00:24:09,199 --> 00:24:13,120
There was a glitch.
Shit happens. Let's leave it there.

307
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:15,789
Nothing happened. Nada.

308
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,791
Don't sweat on it...

309
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,835
Little slug.

310
00:24:23,672 --> 00:24:25,173
In a word, I suck.

311
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:27,968
That's new. Cut it out.

312
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:30,428
Ben, I'm serious. I'm sure now.

313
00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:32,347
Lucas never said anything?

314
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,724
And the guy before him...

315
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,184
Did he say anything?

316
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,646
No, but it's not that easy,
you know.

317
00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:43,316
Maybe, nobody dared.
It could be why I'm still single.

318
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,110
You dumped them.

319
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:46,695
Not Frédéric.

320
00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:49,114
I just don't cut it.

321
00:24:49,281 --> 00:24:52,075
That's twice, two different guys,

322
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,369
two pieces of terrible feedback.

323
00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:55,787
Apply dad's method.

324
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:57,831
Give me a break.

325
00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:06,882
You're right,
that's what I should do.

326
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:08,383
What?

327
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,304
Become the best lay in Paris.
The best!

328
00:25:14,181 --> 00:25:16,391
- Downtown Paris or...
- All 20 boroughs.

329
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:17,893
The whole county.

330
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:20,353
Hey there.

331
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:24,441
Throw in Normandy, maybe?

332
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:26,234
Normandy? I love it.

333
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:27,944
Another time, Béné.

334
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:33,825
Of course, there's <i>Sex for Dummies,</i>

335
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:34,784
the fundamentals.

336
00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:38,371
If you want to take it further,

337
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,582
there's this one.

338
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:43,084
Last year's bestseller.

339
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:45,837
Similar vein...

340
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,757
There's this one, too.

341
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:50,383
<i>Let's Talk About Sex</i>?

342
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:54,471
With that, you're already past
the beginner stage.

343
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,182
And if I want
to go straight to expert.

344
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:01,269
In that case,
don't beat about the bush,

345
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,399
<i>First in Bed,</i>
by Professor Chaban-Cerbère.

346
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,654
But be warned, it's very technical.

347
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:55,323
Can you stick to green,
maybe, for today?

348
00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:57,701
Or red, even.

349
00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,953
Just choose a color
and stick with it.

350
00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:02,205
Sorry.

351
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,003
So, how's it going?

352
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,297
I got a source on Eastern Europe.

353
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:13,925
And tomorrow, I'm seeing the guy
behind French Porn.

354
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:15,427
That's great.

355
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:17,304
A guy at the body shop

356
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,973
gave me the number
of an escort girl,

357
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,517
one of the best in Paris,
knows her stuff.

358
00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,269
Charges 5 grand a night.

359
00:27:24,436 --> 00:27:25,687
5,000?

360
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:27,439
And it's word-of-mouth.

361
00:27:27,605 --> 00:27:28,606
It's extortionate.

362
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:30,317
It's the market price.

363
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:36,406
You can reach her every day,
any time till 6.

364
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:38,366
And after 9 on Sundays.

365
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:39,576
Say I sent you.

366
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:40,744
You sent me?

367
00:27:41,536 --> 00:27:43,246
Or the guy at the body shop?

368
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,874
Yeah, him.
But I'll give her a call.

369
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:24,913
See you.

370
00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:47,769
- Hello.
- Hey.

371
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:48,812
Agathe?

372
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,730
Yep, come in.

373
00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:52,565
I'm Emma Dorian.

374
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:53,775
Nice to meet you.

375
00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:56,277
Put your stuff down there.

376
00:28:58,947 --> 00:29:00,156
A drink?

377
00:29:00,323 --> 00:29:01,366
Yeah, sure.

378
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:04,327
Exams in two weeks,
sorry about the mess.

379
00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:07,122
It's cool you could find time
to see me.

380
00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:09,874
I'll pay you, of course.

381
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:11,126
Forget it.

382
00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:15,588
So, how can I help you?

383
00:29:16,464 --> 00:29:20,385
Okay, as I said to you
on the phone earlier,

384
00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:25,056
I think I suck in bed.

385
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:27,183
And so,

386
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:30,854
if I sleep with a guy once,
he never comes back for more.

387
00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:33,148
That's not very practical.

388
00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:34,232
No.

389
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:37,235
You've always sucked?

390
00:29:37,652 --> 00:29:39,028
No. I mean...

391
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:42,031
I'd never noticed,
but twice running...

392
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:44,534
Statistically, it's not good at all.

393
00:29:47,537 --> 00:29:49,831
A dentist and a reporter
I work with.

394
00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:51,708
You're in the media?

395
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,043
Who with? A magazine?

396
00:29:56,045 --> 00:29:58,339
Sorry, one of my regulars.

397
00:29:59,549 --> 00:30:01,092
Hello, Peter.

398
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:10,393
I can be there in under an hour,

399
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,228
if you can hold out.

400
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,105
I'm on my way.

401
00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:16,608
Sorry, an emergency.

402
00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:19,068
In this business,
you're on call 24/7.

403
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:20,195
And he's wild.

404
00:30:20,361 --> 00:30:21,654
Can you call a cab?

405
00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:22,739
Sure.

406
00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:26,993
She's on her way. Sorry.

407
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:48,932
Come with?

408
00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:51,059
Yeah, right, sure.

409
00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:54,395
Rule number 1,
always keep them waiting.

410
00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:57,482
It's like any line of work,
there are fads.

411
00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:01,152
Right now, I'm top 5,
but only because I play smart.

412
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:03,655
Going on internet kills you.

413
00:31:04,072 --> 00:31:06,366
The golden rule,
no photos, only fantasy.

414
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,661
So, how many clients do you have?

415
00:31:10,245 --> 00:31:14,040
At around 5-6,
I start turning people away.

416
00:31:14,332 --> 00:31:16,042
It's not all fun.

417
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,045
And technique-wise...

418
00:31:19,879 --> 00:31:24,217
Are there any tricks
or things that work every time?

419
00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,719
It's my job, Emma. I'm a pro.

420
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,513
Your problem's different.

421
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,723
You need to start getting off.

422
00:31:31,474 --> 00:31:33,643
A good lay is
a chick having a blast.

423
00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:36,062
The problem is, I'm not up to speed.

424
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,605
Up to speed at what?

425
00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:42,235
You need to get to know
your body, honey.

426
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:44,362
Got any toys?

427
00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:50,994
Here you go.

428
00:31:53,663 --> 00:31:54,831
Call me.

429
00:31:55,498 --> 00:31:59,127
Don't worry, I'll send you something
to light up your puss!

430
00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:01,588
Thanks, great.

431
00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:06,759
How about that!

432
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:08,011
Yeah.

433
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:31,159
Make some room for the Baked Alaska.

434
00:32:31,826 --> 00:32:33,536
How are you working on it?

435
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:36,581
How do you do that?

436
00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,000
Well, I watch films,

437
00:32:39,167 --> 00:32:40,627
I read books, I...

438
00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:42,962
Screw theory, learn on the job.

439
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,632
Sure, but that takes
some organization.

440
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:51,929
- Did you make it?
- Yes.

441
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:54,849
I found the recipe
in <i>Universal Woman.</i>

442
00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,226
You should find someone to help out.

443
00:32:57,894 --> 00:33:01,314
You're overworked?
Can't your intern lend a hand?

444
00:33:02,357 --> 00:33:02,982
Sure.

445
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:06,277
Y'know,
before interns climb the ladder,

446
00:33:06,444 --> 00:33:08,071
they're horribly exploited.

447
00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:09,864
I saw a documentary.

448
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:13,284
As we speak, in this day and age,

449
00:33:13,451 --> 00:33:15,620
interns are slave labor,
like it or not.

450
00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:19,415
Sure, but in this case, I can't...

451
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:21,084
This isn't for interns.

452
00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:22,669
Precisely.

453
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:25,880
They love tasks
that aren't just copying.

454
00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:29,801
Béné's right.
Get the intern on board.

455
00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:35,431
<i>Listening to her blowing him,</i>

456
00:33:35,598 --> 00:33:37,684
<i>I felt my pussy pulsating.</i>

457
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:40,228
<i>My mind was drained,
I was melting...</i>

458
00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,579
- How are you?
- Fine, and you?

459
00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:40,663
Say...

460
00:34:41,372 --> 00:34:43,541
Are you trying to stiff me?

461
00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:44,792
At work.

462
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:47,378
Why do you say that?

463
00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:50,131
I needed a stapler
and looked in your drawer...

464
00:34:50,715 --> 00:34:52,091
You know what I found?

465
00:34:56,637 --> 00:34:58,765
I can guess, but it's not...

466
00:34:59,015 --> 00:35:01,350
It's not what you think.

467
00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:02,935
It was for earlier,

468
00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:05,438
when I thought I could help you.

469
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,440
Very good of you.

470
00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:10,318
But I'm doing fine without you.

471
00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:13,529
Of course.
That's not what I meant.

472
00:35:16,407 --> 00:35:17,533
You don't like me.

473
00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:22,622
It's not my style
to tread on someone's toes.

474
00:35:23,915 --> 00:35:25,124
Maybe.

475
00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:27,335
Sorry, if I got you wrong.

476
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,715
I've gotta go. See you later.

477
00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:42,725
I can't bring myself to hate her.

478
00:35:44,227 --> 00:35:45,686
Your crown's at stake.

479
00:35:45,853 --> 00:35:48,981
You know who you're up against.
No complacency.

480
00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:52,193
Good luck to the rookie, though.
Let's be fair play.

481
00:35:54,028 --> 00:35:56,489
Concentrate, and let's play...

482
00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:00,785
Fire!

483
00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:03,538
Hi.

484
00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:05,623
Hi, Emma.

485
00:36:05,957 --> 00:36:07,458
Sorry, it's the final.

486
00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:08,793
The final?

487
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,379
It's the big Copy Fight-Off.

488
00:36:11,587 --> 00:36:13,089
She's 3-time champ,

489
00:36:13,256 --> 00:36:16,133
but she's new,
so the title's up for grabs.

490
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,426
Copy both sides?

491
00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:18,553
Sure.

492
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:22,056
The first to finish wins.

493
00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:27,061
The Xerox has a 20-page handicap
because she staples faster.

494
00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:30,064
I was thinking...

495
00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:32,149
You've been here long?

496
00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:34,902
Three years in June.

497
00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:37,738
Before I was at <i>Photocopy Weekly.</i>

498
00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:39,532
Let's go!

499
00:36:39,991 --> 00:36:42,410
You remember when you said

500
00:36:43,452 --> 00:36:46,330
that I could ask you
a favor, any favor?

501
00:36:47,915 --> 00:36:49,750
Well, I've thought of something.

502
00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:51,836
This is a bit...

503
00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:23,618
Shall we begin?

504
00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:25,786
What, now?

505
00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:28,414
No, finish your apple.

506
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:40,551
I brushed up on Cowgirl and Doggie
to start with.

507
00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:06,077
<i>Dear Emma, a partner for you
Agathe</i>

508
00:39:26,115 --> 00:39:28,200
My lawyer's wife gave me an address.

509
00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:31,912
The celebrities' sexologist. Gipch.

510
00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:35,791
It's madness,
a six-month waiting list.

511
00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:36,584
What's he do?

512
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:38,586
He resolves every issue.

513
00:39:38,753 --> 00:39:42,381
Fantasy issues, libido,
all kinds of hangup.

514
00:39:43,090 --> 00:39:45,634
Even people
who can't satisfy their partner.

515
00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,094
He's the best.

516
00:39:47,261 --> 00:39:49,680
Say Peter sent you
and he'll talk to you.

517
00:39:49,847 --> 00:39:51,557
Peter or his wife?

518
00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:53,642
Peter.

519
00:39:54,185 --> 00:39:55,686
Take it down.

520
00:39:56,687 --> 00:39:58,397
So... 01...

521
00:39:58,564 --> 00:40:00,941
44 55...

522
00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:03,319
67 45... There you go.

523
00:40:03,861 --> 00:40:05,279
I'm relying on you.

524
00:40:07,823 --> 00:40:10,201
Emma, your copy is perfect.

525
00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:12,828
If you have time, let's have a talk.

526
00:40:13,162 --> 00:40:15,498
I'd like us to discuss some ideas...

527
00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:17,625
No, no pressure.

528
00:40:17,792 --> 00:40:19,210
Like a numeroscope...

529
00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:21,212
We said no horoscopes.

530
00:40:21,378 --> 00:40:23,839
A numeroscope. The angle's economic.

531
00:40:24,006 --> 00:40:25,049
Okay then.

532
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:28,886
This adjusts your chair?
Wrong button.

533
00:40:29,053 --> 00:40:30,387
No, it's not the...

534
00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:31,764
Okay, I've got it.

535
00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:33,390
No, you press there.

536
00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:34,016
That's not...

537
00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:36,602
Wait!

538
00:40:36,769 --> 00:40:37,978
That's not the chair.

539
00:40:38,145 --> 00:40:39,480
Give that back.

540
00:40:39,647 --> 00:40:40,773
Let me see.

541
00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:41,899
That's not what's buzzing.

542
00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:44,193
It's not that.

543
00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,403
It's my garage remote!

544
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,656
- You don't have a car.
- Soon!

545
00:40:48,823 --> 00:40:50,449
I've got work to do.

546
00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:00,751
What's wrong with her?

547
00:41:04,046 --> 00:41:05,673
Her self-esteem's low.

548
00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:09,426
I can't bring myself to hate her.

549
00:41:10,386 --> 00:41:11,762
It'll feel weird,

550
00:41:11,929 --> 00:41:14,223
after my whole career with one firm.

551
00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:16,142
I've seen it all.

552
00:41:16,308 --> 00:41:19,687
Layoffs, strikes, computerization...

553
00:41:20,896 --> 00:41:22,690
So many faces and changes.

554
00:41:22,982 --> 00:41:25,651
You'll love it down south

555
00:41:26,193 --> 00:41:27,111
and you can freelance.

556
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:32,074
How long's Tristan been here?

557
00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:33,659
Maybe 8-10 years.

558
00:41:33,826 --> 00:41:36,120
Before, he was
a war reporter in Iran.

559
00:41:36,287 --> 00:41:37,580
Not at all, it was Iraq.

560
00:41:37,997 --> 00:41:39,331
His stuff's still at work?

561
00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:41,750
No, he moved in with a woman.

562
00:41:41,917 --> 00:41:45,129
Not at all,
he's back living in his camping car.

563
00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:47,464
Nonsense!

564
00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:49,800
He never owned a camping car.

565
00:41:49,967 --> 00:41:52,386
I heard he was in a squat uptown.

566
00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:54,430
Not at all!

567
00:41:54,722 --> 00:41:55,890
Does he have kids?

568
00:41:56,182 --> 00:41:58,142
Not precisely.

569
00:41:58,309 --> 00:42:00,519
He married a biology researcher.

570
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:03,814
One day, she ran off
to work with animals in Africa.

571
00:42:05,733 --> 00:42:08,152
What are they called? They run fast.

572
00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:09,862
Panthers with spots.

573
00:42:10,154 --> 00:42:12,323
I wouldn't kick Tristan out of bed.

574
00:42:23,918 --> 00:42:26,670
I just saw the escort girl
Paul told me about.

575
00:42:32,051 --> 00:42:33,969
She does it to pay for college.

576
00:42:34,136 --> 00:42:36,597
Guys are praying
for her to repeat a year.

577
00:42:37,765 --> 00:42:40,142
She obviously blew you away.

578
00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:42,436
I admit I didn't take many notes.

579
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:43,938
That good?

580
00:42:44,355 --> 00:42:46,148
C'mon, she's a pro.

581
00:42:46,649 --> 00:42:49,818
How can you tell?
Did you...

582
00:42:52,905 --> 00:42:54,698
You mean, you tried her?

583
00:42:57,451 --> 00:43:00,412
- Is that all? Thanks.
- You can't get enough?

584
00:43:01,497 --> 00:43:03,374
How's your article coming on?

585
00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,377
If you wanted to nit-pick,

586
00:43:06,919 --> 00:43:08,337
I'm short a paragraph

587
00:43:08,504 --> 00:43:10,339
on the sex lives
of train conductors,

588
00:43:10,506 --> 00:43:12,216
but they're hard to pin down.

589
00:43:12,383 --> 00:43:14,593
Harder than an escort girl, I guess.

590
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,303
For sure.

591
00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:19,431
Seriously, did you sleep with her?

592
00:43:23,894 --> 00:43:25,813
This is for your sex file?

593
00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:28,816
That's a point...

594
00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:30,025
How's it going?

595
00:43:30,359 --> 00:43:31,986
Let's see.

596
00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:34,029
It was just if you needed backup.

597
00:43:34,196 --> 00:43:36,865
C'mon, show me.
Maybe you nailed something.

598
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:38,701
- It's random...
- Don't be shy.

599
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:42,037
Cut it out.

600
00:43:42,204 --> 00:43:43,414
Where is it?

601
00:43:43,580 --> 00:43:44,748
You're annoying!

602
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:48,419
We said, no pens.

603
00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:51,588
Hands off those!

604
00:43:51,755 --> 00:43:52,715
Tonight still on?

605
00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:54,842
You look a million dollars.

606
00:43:55,926 --> 00:43:58,178
I'm going with Paul to a meeting.

607
00:43:59,096 --> 00:44:00,931
What's he disguised as?

608
00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:04,351
See you tonight.

609
00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:15,404
Goodbye.

610
00:44:18,407 --> 00:44:19,241
Miss...

611
00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:21,702
Come in.

612
00:44:41,305 --> 00:44:44,391
Excuse me,
you're not Bob Clark, are you?

613
00:44:49,271 --> 00:44:52,274
I saw you last night
in <i>Pussy Patrol.</i>

614
00:44:52,649 --> 00:44:54,485
And I also saw you in...

615
00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:57,654
I always forget the title.
You won an award...

616
00:44:58,072 --> 00:44:59,823
<i>The Gardener Returns.</i>

617
00:45:00,157 --> 00:45:02,326
- Emma Dorian.
- Nice to meet you.

618
00:45:02,785 --> 00:45:04,703
I am so glad I ran into you.

619
00:45:05,371 --> 00:45:07,164
Catherine, my wife.

620
00:45:07,915 --> 00:45:09,625
- Emma's a fan.
- Not at all.

621
00:45:10,459 --> 00:45:13,754
I mean,
I really like your work, honestly.

622
00:45:14,088 --> 00:45:15,756
You're great...

623
00:45:15,923 --> 00:45:17,508
But that's not why...

624
00:45:19,218 --> 00:45:20,677
Anyway,

625
00:45:20,844 --> 00:45:24,431
I'm a journalist and our cover story
is on your business.

626
00:45:24,598 --> 00:45:26,642
- Great! You have a card?
- Sure.

627
00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:33,107
I work for an economic monthly.

628
00:45:33,607 --> 00:45:35,025
Mr. and Mrs. Clark!

629
00:45:35,859 --> 00:45:37,069
Goodbye.

630
00:45:47,413 --> 00:45:48,622
How can I help?

631
00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:54,128
I'd like to try to...

632
00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:58,090
No, I want to improve
my performance sexually.

633
00:45:59,633 --> 00:46:01,593
You realized there's a problem.

634
00:46:02,386 --> 00:46:05,222
Before,
I never really thought about it.

635
00:46:05,597 --> 00:46:06,515
I was doing fine.

636
00:46:06,849 --> 00:46:09,476
No, you weren't.
Don't delude yourself.

637
00:46:09,643 --> 00:46:11,228
What made you realize?

638
00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:14,648
A recent experience.

639
00:46:14,815 --> 00:46:16,316
Two, in fact.

640
00:46:17,109 --> 00:46:20,571
I sucked so bad
I became aware of...

641
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:22,573
So you want to improve?

642
00:46:23,115 --> 00:46:23,949
Exactly.

643
00:46:24,116 --> 00:46:25,117
Fine.

644
00:46:25,409 --> 00:46:26,452
Three solutions.

645
00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:30,247
The electronic perineum,
a procedure developed in Brazil.

646
00:46:30,414 --> 00:46:34,001
It replaces natural muscle
with artificial muscle,

647
00:46:34,168 --> 00:46:37,171
with a range of functions,
vibrate, squeeze, contract,

648
00:46:37,337 --> 00:46:39,047
and squeezing the organ.

649
00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:43,010
Several clients have had it done
and they're delighted.

650
00:46:43,594 --> 00:46:46,096
30,000 euros, including fitting.

651
00:46:46,263 --> 00:46:47,514
Guaranteed two years.

652
00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:49,641
Besides that?

653
00:46:50,267 --> 00:46:55,397
My personal coaching program
to train women up to be experts.

654
00:46:55,564 --> 00:46:57,566
95% success rate.

655
00:46:58,567 --> 00:47:00,486
And patients only come back

656
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:03,697
when their husband
has been banged to a pulp

657
00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,616
or he's died on the job.

658
00:47:05,991 --> 00:47:07,117
What does it involve?

659
00:47:07,409 --> 00:47:08,702
Correction of bad posture

660
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:12,039
and the history of sex.
It's interconnected.

661
00:47:12,206 --> 00:47:15,959
You can't be a great lay
and not know a few crucial dates.

662
00:47:16,335 --> 00:47:17,711
12,000 euros.

663
00:47:18,045 --> 00:47:19,087
All inclusive?

664
00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,088
Look,

665
00:47:20,589 --> 00:47:21,965
it's very popular.

666
00:47:22,132 --> 00:47:25,260
This year, 3 patients reached
the regional finals.

667
00:47:25,761 --> 00:47:27,346
Performance is my trade.

668
00:47:27,513 --> 00:47:29,806
My best clients perform
in competition.

669
00:47:30,057 --> 00:47:32,726
Okay,
so we've been married 15 years,

670
00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:36,522
we have sex occasionally,
but you never get off.

671
00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:38,398
You want more variation.

672
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:39,733
And you?

673
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:43,111
I act the wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am
kinda guy.

674
00:47:43,278 --> 00:47:44,488
That won't be hard.

675
00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:47,157
Remember, Dictaphone on, bag open.

676
00:47:47,324 --> 00:47:49,701
Don't you feel you should move on?

677
00:47:49,868 --> 00:47:51,662
Cut that out.

678
00:47:51,828 --> 00:47:54,498
This is work, not a shrink session.

679
00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:57,125
Just focus on your role.

680
00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:00,837
What he's offering,
how much and does he take cash?

681
00:48:01,338 --> 00:48:04,550
We'll start nice and easy.
Think about it and call me.

682
00:48:04,716 --> 00:48:06,093
- Thanks.
- Miss...

683
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,763
Liliane, I pay you to open the door,

684
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:12,182
not to chat on Facebook!

685
00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:25,445
You want to talk to me?

686
00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:28,198
Tristan, it's not what you think.

687
00:48:28,865 --> 00:48:33,328
It so happens that Gilbert Gipch
was my pediatrician.

688
00:48:33,495 --> 00:48:36,456
Long ago, when I was a little girl,

689
00:48:36,623 --> 00:48:38,250
he cured me of...

690
00:48:38,417 --> 00:48:40,043
Regurgitation.

691
00:48:40,711 --> 00:48:42,129
Look, I'll be very clear.

692
00:48:42,296 --> 00:48:45,215
I don't know what you're up to,
but it's game over.

693
00:48:45,841 --> 00:48:48,594
I've seen tons of suckups like you.

694
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:49,886
From now on,

695
00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:52,889
if you go anywhere near
my files or contacts...

696
00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:54,224
It's not what you think.

697
00:48:54,391 --> 00:48:56,393
Can it, it's getting boring.

698
00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:58,895
- But...
- No, enough.

699
00:49:04,443 --> 00:49:06,653
You think guys train to be good?

700
00:49:07,112 --> 00:49:11,575
Half of them need to bone up
on the female anatomy first.

701
00:49:11,742 --> 00:49:13,285
But I'm not up to speed.

702
00:49:13,619 --> 00:49:16,997
Cut out the up to speed crap,
it freaks me out.

703
00:49:17,164 --> 00:49:18,498
You got an FWB.

704
00:49:18,665 --> 00:49:21,335
Friend with benefits,
to keep puss happy.

705
00:49:21,585 --> 00:49:23,128
- It's all the rage.
- I have.

706
00:49:23,295 --> 00:49:24,838
That's good.

707
00:49:35,432 --> 00:49:37,017
I'm on my way.

708
00:49:37,934 --> 00:49:39,061
An emergency. Same guy.

709
00:49:39,227 --> 00:49:40,854
Can we meet next week?

710
00:49:41,146 --> 00:49:44,149
I might be going to Belgium
with him, on business.

711
00:49:45,233 --> 00:49:49,112
My brother's a bank exec.
He could maybe swing you a job.

712
00:49:49,279 --> 00:49:50,697
Come for dinner with us.

713
00:49:50,864 --> 00:49:52,532
I'll get back to you.

714
00:49:52,991 --> 00:49:54,409
I'll see you again anyway.

715
00:49:54,785 --> 00:49:57,120
I'd like a few practical lessons.

716
00:49:57,287 --> 00:49:58,288
Fellatio, maybe.

717
00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:00,957
You've blown guys, haven't you?

718
00:50:01,208 --> 00:50:04,836
I want the pro version.
That keeps a guy coming back.

719
00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:08,256
Fellatio isn't like tennis.
You have to improvise.

720
00:50:08,590 --> 00:50:12,761
But you must have tips on what to do
and what not to do.

721
00:50:16,139 --> 00:50:18,475
Hot-and-cold's a goodie.

722
00:50:18,642 --> 00:50:20,268
I usually use whiskey,

723
00:50:20,435 --> 00:50:23,021
or peppermint sorbet.
Only Picard's, though.

724
00:50:23,188 --> 00:50:24,189
Guaranteed ejaculation.

725
00:50:24,773 --> 00:50:27,567
Right, but you don't always
have some to hand.

726
00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:30,904
What matters is working out
what gets you off.

727
00:50:32,698 --> 00:50:34,491
What makes you vibrate.

728
00:50:35,826 --> 00:50:37,661
I've vibrated a lot recently.

729
00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:42,749
You must notice a difference.

730
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:47,254
You know, if it's Penelope Bowl
or Samantha Pearl,

731
00:50:48,004 --> 00:50:50,090
who's worth every penny she makes,

732
00:50:50,257 --> 00:50:51,591
to me, it's the same.

733
00:50:51,842 --> 00:50:54,094
You've met Catherine, my wife.

734
00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:56,930
We met Emma at Gipch's.

735
00:50:57,097 --> 00:50:58,557
Eric, I remember.

736
00:50:59,975 --> 00:51:01,643
Your name's Eric, Bob?

737
00:51:01,810 --> 00:51:03,353
That's funny.

738
00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:05,355
Catherine's your real name?

739
00:51:05,647 --> 00:51:08,024
I'm a teacher.
A pseudonym's unnecessary.

740
00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:11,319
Sorry.

741
00:51:12,154 --> 00:51:15,490
Going back to your scene partners,
if I may,

742
00:51:15,657 --> 00:51:17,659
no one's better than another?

743
00:51:17,826 --> 00:51:19,119
Sure, obviously.

744
00:51:19,286 --> 00:51:22,831
Some take lessons,
so they have more presence on set.

745
00:51:22,998 --> 00:51:23,749
But sexually?

746
00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:25,459
It's all about technique.

747
00:51:26,543 --> 00:51:28,628
The girls have to train regularly,

748
00:51:28,795 --> 00:51:31,173
to avoid cramp and dislocations.

749
00:51:31,339 --> 00:51:34,259
For us, it's all about the climax.

750
00:51:34,718 --> 00:51:35,969
Meaning?

751
00:51:36,178 --> 00:51:38,138
The ejaculation, the money shot.

752
00:51:38,388 --> 00:51:40,557
Isn't your angle the economics?

753
00:51:41,558 --> 00:51:42,809
Yes, of course.

754
00:51:43,977 --> 00:51:46,188
What about you, Catherine?

755
00:51:46,354 --> 00:51:48,648
It can't be easy all the time,

756
00:51:48,857 --> 00:51:50,609
being a porn star's wife.

757
00:51:50,776 --> 00:51:54,905
My girlfriends wonder if their man's
banging the office intern.

758
00:51:55,113 --> 00:51:57,115
I know he bangs all his co-workers.

759
00:51:59,284 --> 00:52:00,744
Very pragmatic.

760
00:52:03,246 --> 00:52:04,456
Eric's tired, I think.

761
00:52:05,290 --> 00:52:07,334
He has four climaxes tomorrow,

762
00:52:07,501 --> 00:52:09,377
so if you have all you need...

763
00:52:14,090 --> 00:52:15,884
I'll make do with this.

764
00:52:19,012 --> 00:52:22,140
After you graduate,
I'll get you an interview.

765
00:52:22,390 --> 00:52:24,017
Thanks, that's cool.

766
00:52:24,476 --> 00:52:25,727
That's a date!

767
00:52:25,894 --> 00:52:29,147
All without having to put out,
unlike in some jobs.

768
00:52:29,314 --> 00:52:31,191
You're kidding! Is this VPC?

769
00:52:32,025 --> 00:52:34,694
Not VPC. It's PVC!

770
00:52:35,403 --> 00:52:37,697
I went out and bought it next day.

771
00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:40,116
It's brilliant. A tablecloth

772
00:52:40,951 --> 00:52:43,537
that wipes clean and doesn't crease.
Heaven!

773
00:52:43,703 --> 00:52:45,497
It's cotton coated in PVC,

774
00:52:45,664 --> 00:52:48,416
otherwise known
as polyvinyl chloride.

775
00:52:50,085 --> 00:52:51,419
What do you do, Béné?

776
00:52:53,463 --> 00:52:57,133
I read magazines,
I watch daytime TV, I...

777
00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:03,932
I live out other people's lives,
light years from mine.

778
00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,058
And I cook for my hubby

779
00:53:05,225 --> 00:53:08,144
and sister-in-law,
who's always here.

780
00:53:08,478 --> 00:53:09,938
I chat with the cleaner.

781
00:53:10,105 --> 00:53:13,483
I can't even get pregnant
after three years of trying.

782
00:53:13,984 --> 00:53:17,195
I tell boring stories
that make people laugh.

783
00:53:19,114 --> 00:53:22,200
I'm the housewife under 50
advertisers aim for.

784
00:53:24,536 --> 00:53:26,496
You are our beacon in a storm.

785
00:53:26,705 --> 00:53:28,540
We're lucky to have you.

786
00:53:29,374 --> 00:53:30,542
I was thinking,

787
00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:34,045
you should use a little makeup
to highlight your eyes.

788
00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:35,881
- Really?
- Sure.

789
00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:37,257
A touch of eyeliner here

790
00:53:37,424 --> 00:53:39,301
would bring out
your natural presence.

791
00:53:39,467 --> 00:53:41,761
It's a shame not to.

792
00:53:42,178 --> 00:53:44,514
Okay, I'll give it a try.

793
00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:46,016
I have a date with my intern.

794
00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:48,018
On Sunday?

795
00:53:49,561 --> 00:53:50,687
That's appalling.

796
00:54:05,744 --> 00:54:07,787
That feels so good!

797
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,127
Goldorak, go!

798
00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:34,898
Let's drop anchor here.

799
00:54:36,816 --> 00:54:39,069
You'll be so energized, you'll see.

800
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,452
Cheesy triangle or cheesy cube?

801
00:54:47,786 --> 00:54:49,245
Cheesy cube.

802
00:54:52,540 --> 00:54:53,708
You went to Oxford?

803
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:56,336
You bet!
And every other summer camp.

804
00:54:56,503 --> 00:54:58,004
Oxford, Cambridge...

805
00:54:58,171 --> 00:54:59,923
Really? Your family had money?

806
00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:03,259
Dad wanted me
to speak 4 languages, at least.

807
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:07,472
So, around 10-11 years old,
I developed a mental block.

808
00:55:07,681 --> 00:55:09,182
I refused to speak.

809
00:55:09,474 --> 00:55:10,600
Nothing.

810
00:55:10,976 --> 00:55:12,352
Not in French,

811
00:55:12,686 --> 00:55:14,938
nor in English, nor in Flemish.

812
00:55:15,814 --> 00:55:18,650
The shrinks all told him
I had huge potential,

813
00:55:18,817 --> 00:55:21,111
but I'd express it later.

814
00:55:21,736 --> 00:55:24,990
I went to live with my Granny,
and that did the trick.

815
00:55:25,865 --> 00:55:28,785
You made a pretty good recovery.

816
00:55:29,119 --> 00:55:30,078
Yeah.

817
00:55:30,662 --> 00:55:31,955
And now...

818
00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:34,374
There's us.

819
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:37,419
Us? Slow down now.

820
00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:39,295
What more do you want?

821
00:55:39,921 --> 00:55:41,506
Vanilla or chocolate?

822
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,554
I mentioned your problem to Dad

823
00:55:47,721 --> 00:55:49,889
and he'll lend us the house
in Ostend.

824
00:55:51,307 --> 00:55:52,392
Yann...

825
00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:55,770
I hope we're on the same page.

826
00:55:55,937 --> 00:55:59,399
We have our little sessions,
we're good friends,

827
00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:01,026
and that's all.

828
00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:05,196
It's two co-workers hooking up,
no more.

829
00:56:05,363 --> 00:56:06,239
You understand?

830
00:56:06,948 --> 00:56:08,116
Do you understand?

831
00:56:20,003 --> 00:56:21,087
Thierry?

832
00:56:21,713 --> 00:56:24,549
Paul wants me
to add a porn star interview,

833
00:56:24,716 --> 00:56:26,718
but this time he has no contact.

834
00:56:27,010 --> 00:56:28,428
He could ask his butcher.

835
00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:29,971
Seriously,

836
00:56:30,138 --> 00:56:33,433
what's the name of that guy
who's all over the media?

837
00:56:34,017 --> 00:56:35,185
Bob Clark.

838
00:56:35,727 --> 00:56:37,103
He's washed up.

839
00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:39,481
Come again?

840
00:56:39,856 --> 00:56:41,649
He's a bit washed up.

841
00:56:42,609 --> 00:56:45,320
You're an expert on porn stars?

842
00:56:45,487 --> 00:56:46,946
Not particularly.

843
00:56:48,490 --> 00:56:52,035
I just know Clark won an award
for <i>The Gardener</i> in 2003,

844
00:56:52,202 --> 00:56:54,621
which is getting pretty dated.

845
00:56:54,996 --> 00:56:56,039
You can do better.

846
00:56:57,415 --> 00:57:01,294
What about Richie Salmon,
the rising star of <i>Hands Down</i>?

847
00:57:01,461 --> 00:57:03,671
Or the guy
with the prehistoric penis?

848
00:57:03,838 --> 00:57:06,007
Bartlomiej Zabrisleski.
What a performer!

849
00:57:06,174 --> 00:57:08,718
He's Polish. Top notch.

850
00:57:09,219 --> 00:57:11,346
Did your folks run a sex shop?

851
00:57:12,555 --> 00:57:13,848
I have a drill for you.

852
00:57:14,015 --> 00:57:15,517
You're young at heart,

853
00:57:15,725 --> 00:57:18,144
if I say porn star, you think...

854
00:57:19,312 --> 00:57:21,481
- Alive or dead?
- Alive.

855
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:23,566
Bob Clark.

856
00:57:25,819 --> 00:57:27,320
Out of the mouths of babes...

857
00:57:37,205 --> 00:57:38,915
I called Bob Clark.

858
00:57:39,582 --> 00:57:40,333
See who I mean?

859
00:57:44,963 --> 00:57:48,550
He turned me down,
saying he'd told you all he knew.

860
00:57:51,219 --> 00:57:52,929
I'm sorry.
It's not what you think.

861
00:57:53,221 --> 00:57:56,307
I don't think anything,
I want an explanation.

862
00:57:57,016 --> 00:58:00,145
I met him
in Gipch's waiting room.

863
00:58:00,311 --> 00:58:01,062
I swear it's true.

864
00:58:02,188 --> 00:58:05,108
We got chatting and...

865
00:58:08,027 --> 00:58:12,115
He suggested that we had
a more private meeting.

866
00:58:13,575 --> 00:58:15,034
He came onto you?

867
00:58:17,245 --> 00:58:21,082
The sleazeball fucks all day,
then hits on random women?

868
00:58:21,249 --> 00:58:22,709
How come he sees Gipch?

869
00:58:23,209 --> 00:58:25,086
- Sperm issues.
- Yeah, right.

870
00:58:25,253 --> 00:58:26,129
Seriously.

871
00:58:26,296 --> 00:58:28,756
He has a very tough schedule,
you know,

872
00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:30,842
so he needs a special diet.

873
00:58:31,009 --> 00:58:32,969
So what's with the interview?

874
00:58:36,598 --> 00:58:37,682
We came up with that

875
00:58:37,849 --> 00:58:40,310
in case there was any hassle

876
00:58:40,810 --> 00:58:42,020
with his wife.

877
00:58:42,187 --> 00:58:43,646
A kind of alibi.

878
00:58:44,189 --> 00:58:45,982
So, you banged Bob Clark?

879
00:58:46,399 --> 00:58:48,234
No, personally,
I don't <i>bang</i> anybody.

880
00:58:48,401 --> 00:58:51,279
No way! Was it just like the movies?

881
00:58:51,446 --> 00:58:53,156
What can I say? He's a pro.

882
00:58:54,324 --> 00:58:55,325
Precision,

883
00:58:56,117 --> 00:58:57,744
flexibility...

884
00:58:58,745 --> 00:59:01,456
He does things with his body
other guys can't.

885
00:59:09,923 --> 00:59:11,174
You're here already?

886
00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:13,509
Well?

887
00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:15,595
You lay down the law?

888
00:59:16,512 --> 00:59:19,849
There's no point,
she's a total nutcase.

889
00:59:20,516 --> 00:59:24,729
The superhero lowers his guard.
The end of an era.

890
00:59:24,896 --> 00:59:26,856
I can't bring myself to hate her.

891
00:59:29,234 --> 00:59:30,193
Well,

892
00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:33,988
let's just get
a rapid overview of the situation.

893
00:59:34,155 --> 00:59:36,407
- Is your copy ready?
- Except for one sidebar.

894
00:59:36,574 --> 00:59:39,118
Great,
we're going to press Thursday.

895
00:59:39,285 --> 00:59:42,622
My article's the whole mag,
or there are others?

896
00:59:43,081 --> 00:59:43,957
What can I say?

897
00:59:44,123 --> 00:59:46,501
It's the cover story,
the main feature.

898
00:59:49,212 --> 00:59:50,546
For February's issue,

899
00:59:50,964 --> 00:59:53,716
I came up with a killer subject,

900
00:59:53,883 --> 00:59:55,927
maybe worth a special edition.

901
00:59:56,094 --> 00:59:58,429
It's a recent
but significant phenomenon,

902
00:59:58,596 --> 01:00:01,557
and I want to be first on it,
for once.

903
01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:03,351
What is it then?

904
01:00:03,518 --> 01:00:07,230
Prostitution in old folks' homes.
The economic angle.

905
01:00:07,397 --> 01:00:08,147
Any takers?

906
01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:21,411
Emma, it's a golden opportunity.
A French exclusive.

907
01:00:21,577 --> 01:00:25,331
I'm good thanks.
I've had enough sex recently.

908
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:28,793
Really? Michèle?

909
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,588
I just put my mom in a home.
I can't do that.

910
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:36,884
Doesn't it cross the line?

911
01:00:37,051 --> 01:00:39,345
It's on the razor's edge,

912
01:00:39,512 --> 01:00:41,889
but it happens, it's serious
and it sells.

913
01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:43,641
Leave your hipster cafés.

914
01:00:45,727 --> 01:00:48,521
I'm warning you,
I'll decide unilaterally.

915
01:00:50,148 --> 01:00:53,735
And for the supplement,
and I want volunteers here,

916
01:00:54,569 --> 01:00:57,989
the black economy of gnomes.
The economic angle.

917
01:00:58,698 --> 01:00:59,449
Garden gnomes?

918
01:01:00,116 --> 01:01:02,618
No, vertically challenged people.

919
01:01:04,370 --> 01:01:05,371
Any takers?

920
01:01:10,752 --> 01:01:12,086
Michèle!

921
01:01:12,253 --> 01:01:13,671
So we're agreed.

922
01:01:13,838 --> 01:01:16,382
We have targets to meet.
See you Thursday.

923
01:01:16,632 --> 01:01:19,635
Emma, Tristan, in my office.
I want a word.

924
01:01:21,721 --> 01:01:25,224
Slight problem. I'm double-booked,
Cabourg and Belgium.

925
01:01:25,558 --> 01:01:26,392
Belgium?

926
01:01:26,559 --> 01:01:29,020
The majority stockholder's Belgian.

927
01:01:29,187 --> 01:01:32,357
So you two
will represent the mag in Cabourg.

928
01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:33,941
Watch out, it's no vacation.

929
01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:37,153
Sign up for the workshops,
give presentations.

930
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:42,158
It'll be great to get out.

931
01:01:42,325 --> 01:01:44,869
Nothing beats a congress
for team bonding.

932
01:01:45,036 --> 01:01:46,829
I'll leave the details to you.

933
01:01:48,956 --> 01:01:51,584
That top suits you wonderfully.

934
01:02:01,135 --> 01:02:02,178
You okay?

935
01:02:03,930 --> 01:02:07,475
No, not okay, at all.
I'm in a total panic.

936
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:09,936
- How long before I'm hot?
- Hot?

937
01:02:10,269 --> 01:02:12,355
Like guys are always saying...

938
01:02:12,605 --> 01:02:14,857
She's hot,
she looks hot, what a hottie!

939
01:02:15,024 --> 01:02:16,901
What does hot mean exactly?

940
01:02:17,235 --> 01:02:19,153
Having tits and an ass, period.

941
01:02:19,445 --> 01:02:21,948
No, there has to be more
to being hot.

942
01:02:22,115 --> 01:02:25,326
You're on a hot streak,
hot in bed, smoking hot,

943
01:02:25,493 --> 01:02:26,744
but what makes a hottie hot?

944
01:02:27,078 --> 01:02:30,540
You've lost it. Being a hottie
means being hot to trot.

945
01:02:30,706 --> 01:02:31,666
In his dreams.

946
01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,918
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.

947
01:02:34,085 --> 01:02:36,379
Afternoon, what can I get you?

948
01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:38,798
Same as her.

949
01:02:40,508 --> 01:02:42,468
I don't know anymore...

950
01:02:44,011 --> 01:02:45,513
I'm so confused.

951
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:49,058
I've even forgotten
how to show a guy I like him.

952
01:02:49,267 --> 01:02:50,017
I can help.

953
01:02:50,768 --> 01:02:55,440
You make eye contact,
look deep into his eyes, lustfully,

954
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:56,441
and think sex.

955
01:02:57,733 --> 01:03:01,112
With every particle of your being,
think sex.

956
01:03:01,279 --> 01:03:04,240
With every pore in your skin,
think sex.

957
01:03:04,991 --> 01:03:08,953
Even if the conversation's
about Marxism or the veal stew,

958
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,496
you gotta think sex.

959
01:03:12,165 --> 01:03:12,957
Demonstration?

960
01:03:13,249 --> 01:03:14,834
That'd be good.

961
01:03:20,173 --> 01:03:21,215
Excuse me, sir,

962
01:03:21,632 --> 01:03:24,343
my friend and I
have two days left in Paris,

963
01:03:24,510 --> 01:03:26,846
and we're wondering what to do.

964
01:03:27,305 --> 01:03:31,434
We can't decide.
Take in the Eiffel Tower?

965
01:03:32,143 --> 01:03:34,812
Or meander down the canal?

966
01:03:35,354 --> 01:03:38,691
Or go down on the Latin Quarter?

967
01:03:39,192 --> 01:03:42,278
I love the uncertainty,

968
01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:45,781
that moment
when nothing is set in stone.

969
01:03:46,699 --> 01:03:48,326
Maybe I can take you?

970
01:03:49,494 --> 01:03:52,121
Not right away.
Give me your card.

971
01:03:56,209 --> 01:03:57,376
Thank you very much.

972
01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:31,285
Blow.

973
01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:34,163
Blow, I said.

974
01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:39,585
Crazy, the wastage
of office supplies.

975
01:04:44,465 --> 01:04:48,344
I was thinking, maybe we should have
a debriefing, one to one.

976
01:04:48,636 --> 01:04:50,054
Sure, but not tonight.

977
01:04:52,056 --> 01:04:53,307
I'm going swimming.

978
01:04:54,267 --> 01:04:56,018
You still ache?

979
01:04:56,185 --> 01:04:57,979
No, I do not still ache.

980
01:04:58,145 --> 01:04:59,647
I knew it.

981
01:04:59,814 --> 01:05:04,277
You're not using all your muscles.
All your organs need to be active.

982
01:05:04,694 --> 01:05:06,612
See you after the pool.

983
01:05:07,822 --> 01:05:09,323
Before the next session,

984
01:05:09,490 --> 01:05:11,993
I want you to conduct an experiment.

985
01:05:16,247 --> 01:05:19,083
Drink this in one go before the act.

986
01:05:19,417 --> 01:05:21,127
You'll have a wonderful time.

987
01:05:21,294 --> 01:05:23,212
See you again...

988
01:05:23,879 --> 01:05:26,757
Next week.
But I can't fit you in every time.

989
01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:30,928
This cannot be sporadic,
treat it like a training program.

990
01:05:31,095 --> 01:05:32,471
Thank you, doctor.

991
01:05:33,431 --> 01:05:34,557
Liliane!

992
01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:37,226
It's 15 years since he passed!

993
01:05:37,518 --> 01:05:40,229
After the accident,
I panicked about the children...

994
01:05:40,396 --> 01:05:41,564
Mom, not again.

995
01:05:41,939 --> 01:05:43,899
I'm talking to Bénédicte!

996
01:05:45,401 --> 01:05:47,820
A half-hour later, at the hospital,

997
01:05:48,446 --> 01:05:51,073
the doctor told us
he was hemorrhaging...

998
01:05:52,283 --> 01:05:53,117
And sinking fast.

999
01:05:53,409 --> 01:05:55,369
I can't talk, I'm at my mother's.

1000
01:05:55,536 --> 01:05:57,038
More mashed potato anyone?

1001
01:05:57,496 --> 01:06:01,667
<i>Emma, don't do this.
I'm working my nuts off to help you.</i>

1002
01:06:02,043 --> 01:06:03,210
<i>You can't stand me up.</i>

1003
01:06:03,377 --> 01:06:06,547
- Yann, it's breaking up.
<i>- I have lots to tell you.</i>

1004
01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:08,424
The reception's terrible.

1005
01:06:11,427 --> 01:06:13,929
I can't hear you.
I'll call you back.

1006
01:06:16,098 --> 01:06:17,391
My intern.

1007
01:06:18,017 --> 01:06:19,935
He's taking too many initiatives.

1008
01:06:20,686 --> 01:06:22,021
You know...

1009
01:06:23,356 --> 01:06:25,441
I'm worried about your mom.

1010
01:06:26,025 --> 01:06:28,944
It's hard for a woman, living alone,

1011
01:06:29,111 --> 01:06:32,782
in today's selfish society
that's losing touch with reality.

1012
01:06:34,241 --> 01:06:35,660
If Ben passed away...

1013
01:06:35,826 --> 01:06:37,078
Are you okay, Béné?

1014
01:06:37,578 --> 01:06:39,121
You seem depressed lately.

1015
01:06:39,914 --> 01:06:41,374
You think?

1016
01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:43,709
I don't know...

1017
01:06:44,794 --> 01:06:45,961
I'm glad I have you guys.

1018
01:06:46,128 --> 01:06:49,090
You'll see, it matters,
being accepted into a family.

1019
01:06:51,384 --> 01:06:53,469
I can hardly accept myself.

1020
01:06:54,261 --> 01:06:55,805
I have a migraine.

1021
01:06:56,097 --> 01:06:58,140
In my bag, help yourself.

1022
01:06:58,808 --> 01:07:00,059
Thanks.

1023
01:07:09,151 --> 01:07:12,988
Until I've asked my N 1,
I can't do anything.

1024
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:16,033
We need to have a meeting
and discuss it,

1025
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,743
see if we can agree,

1026
01:07:18,703 --> 01:07:22,164
before we put anything in writing...

1027
01:07:22,456 --> 01:07:23,541
You okay, honey?

1028
01:07:26,335 --> 01:07:27,503
I'm hot.

1029
01:07:28,129 --> 01:07:30,464
It's tricky with regard to Europe.

1030
01:07:30,631 --> 01:07:33,551
The directives won't change,
just like that.

1031
01:07:33,926 --> 01:07:36,303
We'll consult and see how it goes.

1032
01:07:36,470 --> 01:07:38,180
Anyway, we don't write it up.

1033
01:07:46,147 --> 01:07:48,816
We consult first,
with our colleagues,

1034
01:07:48,983 --> 01:07:51,152
because there's...
How many of us?

1035
01:07:51,318 --> 01:07:54,780
There must be more or less
four of us.

1036
01:07:55,281 --> 01:07:58,451
The consultation period and the...

1037
01:07:59,952 --> 01:08:01,704
Anyhow, we don't care,

1038
01:08:01,871 --> 01:08:04,707
we don't write it up.

1039
01:08:07,126 --> 01:08:08,210
It's not our department.

1040
01:08:10,463 --> 01:08:12,840
Honey, we're going to have to leave.

1041
01:08:15,968 --> 01:08:16,969
Come on!

1042
01:08:25,269 --> 01:08:26,562
Sorry, honey.

1043
01:08:26,812 --> 01:08:28,272
I can't wait.

1044
01:08:28,439 --> 01:08:30,816
Come on.

1045
01:08:37,656 --> 01:08:38,991
I'm so embarrassed.

1046
01:08:39,992 --> 01:08:42,828
I don't know what came over me.

1047
01:08:45,664 --> 01:08:47,583
Forget it, honey.

1048
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:49,126
I am so ashamed.

1049
01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:50,127
Really ashamed.

1050
01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:51,837
So ashamed!

1051
01:08:54,507 --> 01:08:56,509
It felt as if I were possessed.

1052
01:08:59,678 --> 01:09:03,307
It wasn't at all unpleasant, Béné.

1053
01:09:03,474 --> 01:09:05,184
In fact, it was

1054
01:09:05,976 --> 01:09:07,102
very

1055
01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:09,355
nice.

1056
01:09:10,314 --> 01:09:11,857
Very, very nice.

1057
01:09:15,402 --> 01:09:17,238
That's reassuring.

1058
01:09:18,113 --> 01:09:19,532
You won't leave me?

1059
01:09:20,491 --> 01:09:21,492
'Course not.

1060
01:09:31,752 --> 01:09:32,378
Hi, mom.

1061
01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:35,422
No, everything's fine.
Say, I need to know,

1062
01:09:35,589 --> 01:09:39,218
the spice in that dish last night.
What was it?

1063
01:09:39,969 --> 01:09:42,471
Cardamom? Really?

1064
01:10:08,497 --> 01:10:09,373
You're not answering?

1065
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:12,918
I'm finishing an article.

1066
01:10:13,085 --> 01:10:14,920
You think you're up to speed?

1067
01:10:15,296 --> 01:10:17,798
Can we do some work here?

1068
01:10:38,903 --> 01:10:40,112
Look, Yann,

1069
01:10:40,613 --> 01:10:42,615
we got in some training

1070
01:10:42,781 --> 01:10:44,658
and I thank you for your help.

1071
01:10:44,825 --> 01:10:47,494
Thank you, seriously.
It really helped.

1072
01:10:48,537 --> 01:10:51,248
- Now I need to work solo.
- You're disheartened.

1073
01:10:51,624 --> 01:10:52,833
- No, I'm not.
- You are.

1074
01:10:55,836 --> 01:10:56,754
You're losing it.

1075
01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:58,923
You're drained.

1076
01:11:01,175 --> 01:11:03,302
From now on, leave it all to me.

1077
01:11:05,554 --> 01:11:07,431
I'll be fine on my own.

1078
01:11:08,015 --> 01:11:11,185
If you end it, I swear
I'll tell everyone everything.

1079
01:11:11,352 --> 01:11:12,561
Everything!

1080
01:11:15,105 --> 01:11:16,398
See you Thursday.

1081
01:11:26,992 --> 01:11:30,955
If you could give me some advice,
I'd appreciate it.

1082
01:11:31,121 --> 01:11:34,541
You have my card?
Call me after your internship.

1083
01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:36,418
Okay. See you soon, then.

1084
01:11:39,421 --> 01:11:42,591
- Don't you despise free newspapers?
- Me? Not at all.

1085
01:11:42,758 --> 01:11:44,551
Know what I did at college?

1086
01:11:44,843 --> 01:11:46,929
I edited a home base catalogue.

1087
01:11:47,096 --> 01:11:51,892
So you haven't always been
the acclaimed, campaigning radical?

1088
01:11:53,602 --> 01:11:55,813
How about dinner on my expenses?

1089
01:11:56,689 --> 01:11:57,940
Sure.

1090
01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:01,735
I guess,

1091
01:12:01,902 --> 01:12:03,862
relationships, projects, mortgages,

1092
01:12:04,613 --> 01:12:08,701
all that stuff that blows up
in your face just isn't for me.

1093
01:12:09,410 --> 01:12:10,577
No commitment, then?

1094
01:12:12,329 --> 01:12:13,706
I didn't say that.

1095
01:12:15,457 --> 01:12:16,250
What's commitment?

1096
01:12:16,959 --> 01:12:19,837
An all-inclusive, 20-year plan.

1097
01:12:20,004 --> 01:12:21,463
No, I prefer...

1098
01:12:21,922 --> 01:12:23,882
scattered fragments,

1099
01:12:24,049 --> 01:12:26,719
random little nuggets,

1100
01:12:27,052 --> 01:12:30,723
not a special deal for suckers,
all packaging, no content.

1101
01:12:32,683 --> 01:12:35,144
You can hold your drink, for a slug.

1102
01:12:36,270 --> 01:12:38,897
But watch out, after one bottle,

1103
01:12:39,064 --> 01:12:40,649
I take no responsibility.

1104
01:12:44,737 --> 01:12:47,031
Our moment of intimacy
was nice, though.

1105
01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:48,657
Yeah, right.

1106
01:12:49,366 --> 01:12:50,951
You seemed unimpressed.

1107
01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:53,662
What did I say?

1108
01:12:54,830 --> 01:12:57,416
You implied
I was not right up there.

1109
01:13:00,836 --> 01:13:03,464
Hold on,
you didn't think we slept together?

1110
01:13:05,007 --> 01:13:06,050
We didn't?

1111
01:13:06,592 --> 01:13:09,303
Absolutely not. I'd rather die.

1112
01:13:10,054 --> 01:13:10,804
Thanks a lot.

1113
01:13:11,138 --> 01:13:15,517
I mean, taking advantage of a woman
who blacks out is not my style.

1114
01:13:15,726 --> 01:13:17,686
I just bought what you said.

1115
01:13:18,062 --> 01:13:19,188
What?

1116
01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:20,814
It could've happened.

1117
01:13:23,025 --> 01:13:25,110
Technically, yes, but no.

1118
01:13:30,741 --> 01:13:31,867
We should be going.

1119
01:14:23,418 --> 01:14:24,503
Hold on a second.

1120
01:14:35,848 --> 01:14:36,849
What the hell!

1121
01:14:38,142 --> 01:14:39,601
Shit!

1122
01:15:01,748 --> 01:15:04,710
<i>Tonight, doggie and helicopter.
Your king of sex.</i>

1123
01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:09,882
Keep calm!

1124
01:15:14,636 --> 01:15:15,512
Arch your back.

1125
01:15:51,006 --> 01:15:52,424
It's all on there.

1126
01:15:52,674 --> 01:15:53,675
All what?

1127
01:15:53,842 --> 01:15:55,177
Your assessment.

1128
01:15:56,261 --> 01:15:57,471
<i>SEX ASSESSMENT</i>

1129
01:15:57,638 --> 01:15:59,097
I told you about it.

1130
01:15:59,473 --> 01:16:02,935
Everybody's on their way.
We'll do this later.

1131
01:16:05,187 --> 01:16:07,147
I can post it in the elevator.

1132
01:16:09,816 --> 01:16:10,776
Okay,

1133
01:16:11,151 --> 01:16:12,110
here we go.

1134
01:16:13,737 --> 01:16:17,324
In terms of overall performance,
there's a positive trend.

1135
01:16:17,491 --> 01:16:18,408
Great.

1136
01:16:18,742 --> 01:16:22,037
Relax, we're coming
to your return on objectives.

1137
01:16:22,829 --> 01:16:23,956
Move it.

1138
01:16:24,373 --> 01:16:27,709
Hold on. The highly anticipated
conclusion is next.

1139
01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:29,461
So,

1140
01:16:29,795 --> 01:16:33,340
in terms of post-coital reassurance
of your partner...

1141
01:16:33,507 --> 01:16:34,508
What's wrong?

1142
01:16:37,219 --> 01:16:39,805
Already hard at it. Good job!

1143
01:16:39,972 --> 01:16:42,599
Don't forget the article
on Finders.com.

1144
01:16:43,016 --> 01:16:45,769
I'll call Gaillard and we'll talk.

1145
01:16:45,936 --> 01:16:46,687
Right.

1146
01:16:48,647 --> 01:16:51,483
Yann? Can we talk
long-term funeral loans?

1147
01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:53,318
<i>AFTERGLOW BLOWJOBS</i>

1148
01:16:57,990 --> 01:16:59,241
Fascinating.

1149
01:17:04,121 --> 01:17:05,747
So, you're leaving us?

1150
01:17:07,249 --> 01:17:08,458
It's a shame.

1151
01:17:10,585 --> 01:17:12,754
I had a great subject for you.

1152
01:17:13,046 --> 01:17:14,840
The housewife lobby.

1153
01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:19,177
Funding, cooptation,
the black market...

1154
01:17:19,344 --> 01:17:21,930
Not forgetting addiction
to household products.

1155
01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:25,350
See?
You key into the editorial line.

1156
01:17:26,018 --> 01:17:26,977
And you key in?

1157
01:17:29,521 --> 01:17:30,689
What do you think?

1158
01:17:33,608 --> 01:17:34,776
Excuse me.

1159
01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:38,363
<i>- The body shop, sir.</i>
- I'll take it.

1160
01:17:38,530 --> 01:17:39,698
<i>Yes, sir.</i>

1161
01:17:41,533 --> 01:17:44,453
I couldn't not tell him
we'd been eating it all week.

1162
01:17:44,619 --> 01:17:46,455
He said I'd OD'd.

1163
01:17:46,788 --> 01:17:48,582
If it's not that,
what possessed you?

1164
01:17:49,082 --> 01:17:52,544
Okay, the context was
dinner at mom's in memory of dad.

1165
01:17:53,170 --> 01:17:54,755
What do you call people who...

1166
01:17:55,422 --> 01:17:56,465
I'm so hot.

1167
01:17:56,715 --> 01:17:58,925
That's it, Béné! Dad's death.

1168
01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:00,844
You're a necrophile!

1169
01:18:01,011 --> 01:18:02,763
Can we talk about it later?

1170
01:18:02,929 --> 01:18:04,598
You're a necrophile!

1171
01:18:09,644 --> 01:18:12,397
There's Peter. I invited him
to join us for coffee.

1172
01:18:14,274 --> 01:18:18,320
He works in the financial press.
Maybe he can help you switch jobs.

1173
01:18:26,787 --> 01:18:29,331
I'm training her up.
She's very keen.

1174
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:32,542
I thought
you could teach her a few tricks.

1175
01:18:32,918 --> 01:18:34,503
She's very open-minded.

1176
01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:37,130
If it makes you happy.

1177
01:18:42,052 --> 01:18:43,220
Excuse me.

1178
01:18:56,608 --> 01:18:58,944
What were you doing in there?

1179
01:18:59,736 --> 01:19:02,406
Peter, this is Emma,
whom I was telling you about.

1180
01:19:02,572 --> 01:19:04,825
Emma, Peter is my favorite.

1181
01:19:04,991 --> 01:19:06,785
Insatiable and inexhaustible.

1182
01:19:06,952 --> 01:19:07,661
Nice to meet you.

1183
01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:14,543
Sorry, I have to run.
I forgot we had friends for dinner.

1184
01:19:15,293 --> 01:19:16,378
Goodbye.

1185
01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:21,466
That's a pity.

1186
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:25,470
I told him I was training you up
and you were totally into it.

1187
01:19:33,019 --> 01:19:34,980
<i>Hi, my name is Jules.</i>

1188
01:19:35,522 --> 01:19:37,691
<i>Yann Damimo
told me you were in training</i>

1189
01:19:37,858 --> 01:19:40,402
<i>to become the best lay in Paris.</i>

1190
01:19:40,569 --> 01:19:42,279
<i>I'm interested.</i>

1191
01:19:42,446 --> 01:19:44,114
<i>You can reach me on...</i>

1192
01:19:49,744 --> 01:19:51,705
<i>This is Thierry from work.</i>

1193
01:19:51,872 --> 01:19:53,498
<i>Yann told us everything.</i>

1194
01:19:53,665 --> 01:19:56,251
<i>If you need to talk about it,
I'm here for you.</i>

1195
01:19:56,418 --> 01:19:58,962
<i>You have my number.
Lots of love.</i>

1196
01:19:59,129 --> 01:20:00,297
<i>Don't think twice.</i>

1197
01:20:35,749 --> 01:20:37,125
It wasn't bad.

1198
01:20:37,459 --> 01:20:38,877
Not bad at all.

1199
01:20:39,044 --> 01:20:42,130
Hurry, we'll miss the 11 o'clock
at Père Lachaise.

1200
01:20:42,297 --> 01:20:43,632
It sounded awful.

1201
01:20:44,799 --> 01:20:46,760
You said that yesterday,
but it was great.

1202
01:20:46,927 --> 01:20:48,720
What are you guys doing here?

1203
01:20:52,224 --> 01:20:53,767
A loss in the family?

1204
01:20:53,934 --> 01:20:55,894
- No, a friend of mine.
- Who?

1205
01:20:57,687 --> 01:20:59,314
What was his name again?

1206
01:21:00,732 --> 01:21:02,359
Raymond Mullard.

1207
01:21:03,443 --> 01:21:05,946
Sorry, we have to go.

1208
01:21:16,498 --> 01:21:18,083
Bob Clark called for you.

1209
01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:23,922
He said you were welcome on the set
of <i>The Plumber Leaks.</i>

1210
01:21:24,214 --> 01:21:26,341
Apparently, you asked...

1211
01:21:26,508 --> 01:21:28,843
- He misunderstood.
- I don't know.

1212
01:21:30,554 --> 01:21:33,348
You're coming
to Nicole's leaving party?

1213
01:21:34,558 --> 01:21:35,517
Hello?

1214
01:21:35,767 --> 01:21:37,644
<i>- Miss Dorian?</i>
- Speaking.

1215
01:21:37,811 --> 01:21:39,312
<i>Dr. Gipch's secretary.</i>

1216
01:21:39,479 --> 01:21:42,065
<i>I have great news.
You're in the semi-finals.</i>

1217
01:21:42,649 --> 01:21:45,360
<i>The competition Dr. Gipch mentioned.</i>

1218
01:21:50,532 --> 01:21:53,493
<i>Three-way with Peter?
You'll love it!</i>

1219
01:21:54,619 --> 01:21:55,996
You seem embarrassed.

1220
01:21:56,162 --> 01:21:59,374
There's no problem, no consequences.
Nothing happened.

1221
01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,209
- Nothing.
- Nothing at all.

1222
01:22:04,337 --> 01:22:07,424
Dear friends,
can I have your attention, please?

1223
01:22:09,009 --> 01:22:10,135
My dear Nicole...

1224
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,887
It's the big day. You're leaving us.

1225
01:22:13,096 --> 01:22:16,308
I can say
without fear of contradiction

1226
01:22:16,474 --> 01:22:18,226
that we'll miss you.

1227
01:22:21,313 --> 01:22:24,065
Yann, who spent

1228
01:22:24,482 --> 01:22:27,277
some considerable time
as your intern,

1229
01:22:27,444 --> 01:22:30,530
insisted on saying a few words.

1230
01:22:30,697 --> 01:22:32,157
So, over to Yann.

1231
01:22:34,075 --> 01:22:35,410
Testing, testing.

1232
01:22:40,457 --> 01:22:42,959
When I joined the company as intern,

1233
01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:45,003
you looked me in the eye and said,

1234
01:22:45,503 --> 01:22:48,757
Look beyond the Xerox machine...

1235
01:22:50,717 --> 01:22:52,385
Proud of your man?

1236
01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:54,929
It's not what you think.

1237
01:22:55,847 --> 01:22:59,351
So it's not you banging
the owner's son to get on?

1238
01:22:59,851 --> 01:23:00,685
Banging who?

1239
01:23:00,852 --> 01:23:02,604
The owner's son.

1240
01:23:02,771 --> 01:23:05,523
The great romantic poet
who sexts you.

1241
01:23:05,982 --> 01:23:07,442
Yeah, right.

1242
01:23:07,692 --> 01:23:11,780
And Nicole's Lady Gaga.
She's just warming up for her show.

1243
01:23:13,073 --> 01:23:15,283
For a brilliant journalist,
you're badly informed.

1244
01:23:17,827 --> 01:23:20,372
See, you can't control everything.

1245
01:23:20,622 --> 01:23:23,458
Shit happens,
there are little glitches...

1246
01:23:23,625 --> 01:23:26,294
We all have moments of weakness,
even you.

1247
01:23:26,461 --> 01:23:27,629
Nicole, keep on rocking!

1248
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:36,930
I'll take this opportunity

1249
01:23:37,097 --> 01:23:39,891
to announce two other departures...

1250
01:23:41,226 --> 01:23:41,851
Tristan

1251
01:23:42,894 --> 01:23:46,064
is joining one of our competitors,

1252
01:23:46,231 --> 01:23:48,733
which equates more with his...

1253
01:23:49,818 --> 01:23:51,069
How can I put it?

1254
01:23:54,197 --> 01:23:55,657
He's leaving us.

1255
01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:57,325
And Yann...

1256
01:23:58,076 --> 01:24:00,412
is moving to another
of the group's titles,

1257
01:24:00,578 --> 01:24:04,999
where, as Executive Intern
and insurance expert,

1258
01:24:05,667 --> 01:24:09,045
he will supervise the junior intern.

1259
01:24:12,132 --> 01:24:13,925
Finally, I'm pleased to announce

1260
01:24:14,092 --> 01:24:17,721
that Emma will become chief editor
of <i>Futures,</i>

1261
01:24:17,887 --> 01:24:20,432
a fine and well deserved promotion.

1262
01:24:21,766 --> 01:24:23,518
Enjoy your day.

1263
01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:25,687
The bar is open.

1264
01:24:30,066 --> 01:24:31,276
I'm afraid I can't.

1265
01:24:35,363 --> 01:24:38,199
I don't want more training,
I don't want anything.

1266
01:24:39,409 --> 01:24:40,827
Exactly, I'll vegetate.

1267
01:24:41,703 --> 01:24:45,707
Take your electronic perineum
and shove it up your ass!

1268
01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,128
What?

1269
01:24:52,964 --> 01:24:56,468
The stalker in the Goldorak robe
can shove it, too.

1270
01:24:57,844 --> 01:24:59,888
Same goes
for the has-been's contacts.

1271
01:25:00,388 --> 01:25:02,932
Above all,
I'm giving up locking-off.

1272
01:25:07,187 --> 01:25:08,646
I'm tired.

1273
01:25:11,775 --> 01:25:13,610
Can't you understand that?

1274
01:25:14,819 --> 01:25:17,697
If a guy wants to hit on me,
he can start by getting up to speed.

1275
01:25:20,825 --> 01:25:22,911
And if I suck at fellatio,

1276
01:25:23,536 --> 01:25:25,330
I don't give a damn!

1277
01:25:25,872 --> 01:25:27,040
I'm resigning, too.

1278
01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:30,668
Yes, Peter, I'm gone.

1279
01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:33,296
Your gnomes and wrinkly hookers...

1280
01:25:33,463 --> 01:25:34,672
Say hi from me.

1281
01:25:38,218 --> 01:25:40,595
Friends, help yourselves.

1282
01:26:36,067 --> 01:26:37,569
I'm afraid...

1283
01:26:38,653 --> 01:26:42,156
I'm gonna have a sluggy moment.

1284
01:26:44,409 --> 01:26:45,827
Sorry, yeah...

1285
01:26:50,957 --> 01:26:53,668
What's the forecast for an upswing?

1286
01:26:57,046 --> 01:26:59,507
Good.
After a quick pick-me-up.

1287
01:30:25,088 --> 01:30:27,632
Subtitles: Simon John

1288
01:30:27,799 --> 01:30:29,926
Subtitling: C.M.C.